This morning, I woke up and looked out of my window. I saw a dragon.\u00a0 The dragon was eating a yellow cheese burger.\u00a0 The cheese burger had bacon, catchup and onions on it and was very tasty.\u00a0 Then he noticed me.<\/p>\n
He pointed his head at me, knocked the glass off of the window, grabbed my shirt in his teeth and threw me across town.\u00a0 I landed on someone’s window sill and the dragon came by to close the window.\u00a0 Then I woke up.<\/p>\n
I started reading Twilight.\u00a0 The people in Twilight were really creepy.\u00a0 But not as creepy as the people in my dream.\u00a0 The people had red heads.\u00a0 They also had orange shoes.\u00a0 I also saw a weirdo with an accordion and a Hawaiian person with Ukulele.\u00a0 The Hawaiian person thought I was a pineapple and ate me.\u00a0 Then I woke up.<\/p>\n
I got up and walked to the North Pole.\u00a0 I had surgery, but the doctor cut off the wrong leg and unfortunately, this was not a dream.<\/p>\n
And the worst part of all was that now I can never make it to belly dancing classes again.\u00a0 :(<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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