{"id":163,"date":"2010-02-02T11:42:35","date_gmt":"2010-02-02T15:42:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogs.dalton.org\/mslibrary\/?page_id=163"},"modified":"2010-04-25T00:59:49","modified_gmt":"2010-04-25T04:59:49","slug":"a-weird-morning-or-the-appendix-eating-dinosaur","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/blogs.dalton.org\/mslibrary\/a-weird-morning-or-the-appendix-eating-dinosaur\/","title":{"rendered":"A Weird Morning, Or The Appendix Eating Dinosaur"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This morning, I woke up and looked out my window. I fell out into a pile of mahogany jello. I ate all the jelly and my stomach exploded like a ballon and my guts all spilled out.\u00a0 Then a three-year-old kid came along and stepped on them.\u00a0 Then Lucy just cleaned them up as a good citizen. Then a dinosaur bit off Lucy&#8217;s head.\u00a0 The dinosaur was purple.<\/p>\n<p>The dinosaur had a red mohawk.\u00a0 Inside the dinosaur, Hankster went to the bathroom.\u00a0 Hankster was an armadillo that liked pie.\u00a0 Then peanutman flew by and rescued Hankster.<\/p>\n<p>Then Lucy came back from the dead and threw Hankster at Lila.\u00a0 Then Julian came in and pooped on Ryan&#8217;s head.\u00a0 The dinosaur&#8217;s name is Barney.\u00a0 Then the tooth fairy came along and ate up all the barfed up mahogany jello.\u00a0 Then the peanutman came and picked up Lucy and got married to her in Topeka.<\/p>\n<p>So three days later, they went to court and got a legal divorce.\u00a0 Then they went back to court and got re-married.\u00a0 Then, Barney came along and ate Peanutman&#8217;s appendix.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212; A &#8220;Sentence Relay Story&#8221; made by Younge House students, 2010<\/p>\n<p>THE END<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning, I woke up and looked out my window. I fell out into a pile of mahogany jello. I ate all the jelly and my stomach exploded like a ballon and my guts all spilled out.\u00a0 Then a three-year-old kid came along and stepped on them.\u00a0 Then Lucy just cleaned them up as a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":32,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-163","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.dalton.org\/mslibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/163","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.dalton.org\/mslibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.dalton.org\/mslibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.dalton.org\/mslibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/32"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.dalton.org\/mslibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=163"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.dalton.org\/mslibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/163\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.dalton.org\/mslibrary\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}