This morning, I woke up and looked outside my window. As I looked out upon thousands and thousands of my gorgeous people, I remembered how Kingly and Royal I am. I went to brush my teeth and saw my pet chicken holding my gun. I decided to eat breakfast with my pet snake, Bob. Someone came in and said another nation was attacking. And I was so worried I ate Bob.
I had terrible indigestion. A messenger said that somebody launched a Nuke at the Castle. So I went outside and told my people to wear green feathers for the rest of the year. And then I went back inside and went back to sleep.
Then the Nuke hit and there was a big BOOOOOM, feathers flying. Then I went outside and pooped on the street. Someone asked me why they were wearing green feathers. The person said why not wear orange and blue feathers. I said, “Um, I don’t know, green is my favorite color.”
Regardless of the fact that Wii didn’t exist back then, I went inside what was left of my Castle and started playing Madden 10. Someone asked me where I got that and I randomly said that a deer had jumped on the top of the Empire State Building, on the tippy-top of the antenna.
Suddenly someone stepped on my poop and turned it into a cat. And then, suddenly my pet chicken shot everybody in the Kingdom.
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