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This morning, I woke up and looked out of my window. I saw a dragon.  The dragon was eating a yellow cheese burger.  The cheese burger had bacon, catchup and onions on it and was very tasty.  Then he noticed me.

He pointed his head at me, knocked the glass off of the window, grabbed my shirt in his teeth and threw me across town.  I landed on someone’s window sill and the dragon came by to close the window.  Then I woke up.

I started reading Twilight.  The people in Twilight were really creepy.  But not as creepy as the people in my dream.  The people had red heads.  They also had orange shoes.  I also saw a weirdo with an accordion and a Hawaiian person with Ukulele.  The Hawaiian person thought I was a pineapple and ate me.  Then I woke up.

I got up and walked to the North Pole.  I had surgery, but the doctor cut off the wrong leg and unfortunately, this was not a dream.

And the worst part of all was that now I can never make it to belly dancing classes again.  :(


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