This is a page made by the 2008-2009 school year 4th Grade Noble House at Dalton during one Library Class session.
We titled this:
One Morning… OR How I Killed Bush
(These two titles got equal votes from the House.)
Yesterday morning, I woke up and looked out the window. I saw a pig and an elephant flying. They were on top of each other and they only had two wings in total. The elephant was blue. And they were both wearing tutus. And the pig had a mental illness. But then, a big bird named Big Bird that was vomit colored smashed them out of the sky.
I thought, “What’s going on!” so I went out to check it out. They fell right outside my house and made a huge crater. The elephant’s tutu fell off. And then there was a pig-and-elephant shaped tree in my backyard.
I was surprised because that tree grew pigs and elephants. They all had one wing each and the pigs had mental illnesses. I looked at the crater and saw an old man laying down.
And then another elephant hit the guy. Then the tree exploded and all the pigs and elephants went flying up. But I caught one and ate it for breakfast.
THE END