This morning, I woke up and looked out my window. I fell out into a pile of mahogany jello. I ate all the jelly and my stomach exploded like a ballon and my guts all spilled out. Then a three-year-old kid came along and stepped on them. Then Lucy just cleaned them up as a good citizen. Then a dinosaur bit off Lucy’s head. The dinosaur was purple.
The dinosaur had a red mohawk. Inside the dinosaur, Hankster went to the bathroom. Hankster was an armadillo that liked pie. Then peanutman flew by and rescued Hankster.
Then Lucy came back from the dead and threw Hankster at Lila. Then Julian came in and pooped on Ryan’s head. The dinosaur’s name is Barney. Then the tooth fairy came along and ate up all the barfed up mahogany jello. Then the peanutman came and picked up Lucy and got married to her in Topeka.
So three days later, they went to court and got a legal divorce. Then they went back to court and got re-married. Then, Barney came along and ate Peanutman’s appendix.
— A “Sentence Relay Story” made by Younge House students, 2010
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