Just Desserts
Part 1
Once upon a time there was an evil, enchanted Pumpkin named Pumnik. Pumnik had the power to change any old creature into a very, very evil creature. Or an evil creature into a very evil creature.
Well one day Pumnik saw a knife in a town he was visiting called Napush. The lad was a strong looking, sharp knife, an evil looking strong, sharp knife. And the knife looked as if he was trying to think up a plan, an evil plan.
So he went up to the knife and said with out thinking “Are ya evil?”
“Well I guess. Why do you ask such a random question? Why? WHY?????”
“Because I can help you think of the most evil plan ever. Right now you are just a nobody. But with me you can become somebody, become the ruler of the world!”
“Well how?” questioned the knife.
“ First you must tell me your name. Your evil, evil name.”
“ My name isn’t as evil as you think.”
“Well tell me anyway you evil, evil knife!”
(Read on …)