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The Secrets of Dripping Fang, Book 1: The Onts

By Dan Greenburg

I read a fabulous book called The Secrets of Dripping Fang, Book 1: The Onts, by Dan Greenburg. It is about a boy and a girl. Their names are Wally Shluffmuffin and Cheyenne Shluffmuffin. They are both orphans. Nobody had ever kept them. That’s because Cheyenne is allergic to almost everything and Wally has really stinky feet. One day two ladies come to the orphanage named Hedy & Dagmar Mandible (they’re sisters). They tell the owner of Jolly Days that they were looking for children with stinky feet and allergies. At first, the owner thought they were a joke byt they were serious, so the owner grabbed the twins and the people took them to their house. Soon the twins find out the Onts (the adopters told the Shluffmuffin twins to pronounce Aunts as Onts because they weren’t ants) were giant ants raising a bunch of other ants to tke over the human race.

I would recommend this book because it has a lot of adventures in it and it’s really funny.