Howdy! Remember in The First Blog Post when I said I would be writing a Cinderella story? Well, here it is! In case you’re wondering why it’s called Cinderella and the Cheese, well, you’ll find out once you read it. At the end, there is a recording of the beginning of the story. (I know this sounds funny; it would sound better if at the end there was a recording of the end. Maybe it would also sound better if at the beginning there was a recording of the beginning.) But anyway, who cares? It’s not like the recording’s hard to find. Maybe I should be beginning the story right now, so here it is…
Cinderella and the Cheese
By c16tk
A long time ago in the time of magic, there was a girl named Cinderella. Cinderella lived in a kingdom where, for some strange reason, all the royalty loved cheese. Her parents had died a while ago, so she had only her sisters for company. But they were arrogant and mean, and they made her do all their work. She had no way to stop them, for they were twice the size of her.
A few weeks after her parents died, her clothes were ragged and torn, and dirty from searching to find the milk from the goats that could be used to make cheese. It was essential for them to make cheese if they were living in the kingdom, because if any of the royalty found out, the orphans would be punished.
When she asked why she had to do all the work, they said, “Do you expect us to do the work, in our beautiful clothes?” Their clothes weren’t that beautiful. They had too much pride, which was partly why they were so mean.
One day, a messenger came to every house in the kingdom saying that the prince would marry whoever could make the best cheese. The contest would take place a week from then in the castle kitchen.
“A week?” said one of the sisters. “We have a week to make a recipe?” The messenger nodded and left.
The minute he left, the sisters ran to the kitchen and started trying things out. They made Cinderella get out from the cupboard everything they needed. This went on for hours. The sisters finally chose a recipe that tasted terrible, for it was the best cheese they could make.
A week later, they were about to set off for the contest. One of them told Cinderella, ”After you wash the dishes, clean the fireplace, and fill the wood box, you may go to the contest and make a fool of yourself.” They set off, while Cinderella started washing the dishes. But it was slow work, and after an hour had passed, she began to lose hope. Just then a ball of cheese streaked down from the sky, there was movement in the chimney, and a woman stood in the fireplace. Cinderella happened to be filling the wood box, and was very surprised when she saw an old woman next to her.
“Do you want to go to the cheese contest?” asked the woman.
Cinderella nodded, and said, “But I still have too many chores to do.”
“Oh, I can take care of that! I am the Swiss Cheesemother,” said the Swiss Cheesemother.
She pulled out from her dress a wooden spoon. She waved it, and at once, Cinderella was dressed in clean clothes, not anything too fancy, but more fancy than she had been wearing in years. She waved it again, and all the chores were done. The Swiss Cheesemother gave Cinderella a recipe, and before Cinderella could ask anything about her, she had vanished.
Cinderella ran to the castle. Everybody was almost done trying out his or her cheese. Cinderella saw the prince try out her sister’s cheese. He ate it, waited a few seconds, and vomited all over them. Cinderella laughed and started making her cheese. Soon she was finished. She gave it to the prince, who had recovered from being sick. It looked like any other cheese, but it smelled much better than the muck that Cinderella’s sisters had made. When the prince tried it, he became so happy he made an announcement that he had found his wife. He was making arrangements for the wedding when Cinderella saw her sisters. They were about to leave! She ran home in such a hurry that her recipe fell out of her pocket and landed on the floor of the castle. Cinderella ran home and closed the door just before her sisters came home. They were covered in vomit. Cinderella’s clothes had turned dirty and ragged again.
“What have you been doing?” asked one of the sisters. “You’re out of breath.”
“Well, making me do all the chores, what would you expect?” said Cinderella, annoyed.
“There was someone at the ball that made the so-called best cheese of the century,” said the other sister. “And when that disrespectful prince tried ours’ he vomited all over us!”
Meanwhile, at the castle, the prince came back from his arrangements and was very surprised to see Cinderella not there. He searched the entire palace. Then he found the recipe near the exit. He read it over, and then, seeing the door next to him, he knew what had happened. He went to his father, the king, and asked for advice. The king said he would think about the situation and he would try to solve the problem. Meanwhile Cinderella was again made to clean the prince’s vomit off her sisters. They didn’t notice the Swiss Cheesemother secretly making a copy of the recipe, for she knew the king’s decision.
“Anyone who can name the exact recipe of the cheese that had the taste of my dreams, I will marry!” That was the speech the prince made the next morning. Cinderella was very excited, for she had found a copy of the recipe on her bed. Now the only problem would be for the prince to notice her. It wasn’t going to be easy. Her sisters were determined not to let her be seen.
The next day the prince arrived. Cinderella’s sisters were making Cinderella do work up in the attic. She secretly kept her copy of the recipe in her sock. She heard her sisters guessing at the recipe. “You travel to the moon, collect some cheese…”
“Next!” interrupted the prince.
Then the second sister tried: “You collect the milk from a cow….”
“Enough,” said the prince. “Is there anyone else?
“Oh yes, there’s Cinderella,” the first sister blurted out. The second sister slapped her, sending her across the room. She slumped to the floor.
“I’m sorry, my sister has some mental issues,” said the second sister.
Suddenly the prince was very angry. “WHERE IS THIS GIRL?!!?” he shouted. The sisters were so startled that they immediately pointed up the stairs. The prince ran up the stairs to the attic. The prince saw only a dirty girl in the attic. The sisters had been right; this was only Cinderella. It didn’t seem possible that she could be his bride. But then he remembered how strange it had been when the maiden had run away. Why would she have run away, if not for a very straightforward reason?
Cinderella saw the prince looking at her. She ran over and started naming ingredients. “Take the milk of a goat…” Cinderella named every ingredient correctly, but the prince thought she was lucky. He just couldn’t bring himself to believe that this dirty girl was his bride. He ordered Cinderella to make the cheese right there and then. He knew that if she could make it as well as she had at the contest then it would prove she wasn’t a fake. She ran down the stairs and went outside to get some goat milk.
“What are you doing?” asked one of the sisters. “And where is the prince? Have you done something to him?” Cinderella ignored her and went out to get some milk. Meanwhile the sisters were secretly having a discussion. They thought she had kidnapped the prince! They knew that he would want to marry the one who could rescue him.
Cinderella finished making the cheese a few minutes later. She was about to call for the prince when her sisters grabbed her.
“We’ve got you now! We’ll surely get a reward for rescuing the prince, you kidnapper!” said one of the sisters. The prince was upstairs and didn’t know what was happening. He hadn’t dreamed that it would take such a short time to make the cheese.
The Swiss Cheesemother heard what was happening in that room. In a split second she was in the room, invisible to the sisters. She waved her spoon and the next moment two goats were standing there.
After thanking the Swiss Cheesemother, Cinderella brought her cheese up to the prince. The prince saw the cheese and walked over to Cinderella. He took it out of her hands and ate it.
Without a delay, he ran down the stairs with her and called a coach to take them to the castle. The cheese had tasted exactly like the cheese he had tasted at the contest.
The wedding was arranged and the day arrived. The Swiss Cheesemother had made Cinderella enough clothes for a lifetime, and that load included a wedding gown and veil. Cinderella brought the two goats to the castle and they were made to make milk for all the cheese Cinderella and her husband would ever eat. They would have to make it whenever the couple wanted. Cinderella was given a room in the castle, and she and the prince lived happily ever after.
The end