Mourt’s Relation Illustration
Once upon a time in Kcots county there was a young man named Diputs (that was really a nickname his friends gave to him because they thought he was stupid). He lived with his father a famous stockbroker.
Running down the streets of Kcots, Diputs father screamed, “Stop thief!”
The thief realized that his victim was catching up and quickly dropped his stash of banana peels he had been carrying on to the street. Unfortunately Diputs father did not notice them and he tripped and landed face first on the street. Blood streamed out of his face. The next day he was dead.
Poor Diputs he was just getting good at stock, who else could teach it to him? Nobody in the county could be as good a teacher as his father and how he would miss him.
Diputs he had no mother. You see his father adopted him so he didn’t have stock buying.
Diputs was bold, the next day Diputs set out to sell and buy stock. Of course he got a little bit of a head start because his father already had all the best stock that and he inherited it from his father. So off he went right then and there down the streets of Kcots to buy and sell stock. Well what do we have here said the director of knits of Kcots when Diputs walked into the building where his father used to work. My father died last week I’m here to take his place buying and selling stock independently. Said Diputs. First step said the head of Knits of Kcots Bill and Sal talk to them….
“I sell you buy.”
“No I buy you sell.”
“No you sell I buy.”
“Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious,” chirped Sals mother.
Diputs could clearly see that these were the guys to buy from. Definitely.
“Hey guys,” He said. They immediately grew silent,
“I’ll give you all my stock for all of yours” of cores they said yes. And so Diputs made his first stupid decision.
Diputs went home feeling he had the best stock in the world.
“I’m going to make millions,” he said. The next morning the director of Kits of Kcots was frantic. “The nincompoop” he said to himself.
“Have you heard?” The Director panted. “The stock market has gone bananas! Nooooooooooo! You’re fired!!!!”
“What? What the heck? Me fired?” Diputs went crazy. “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!” Then he fainted. Right then and there. Splat!
When he revived he found him self in a hospital. A nice looking nurse walked over to him. “It’s the middle of the night the more rest you get the better.” “What happened said the half unconscious Diputs.”
“The trade you made yesterday caused confusion and delay. But now Bill and Sal have the best stock and refuse to give it back, so…”
“So what?” said Diputs. “The whole stock market is going crazy. By the way I’m Alice I’m your nurse.” That night Diputs had a dream. He was walking with his father. He was learning about stock and his dad was saying something about it and he was staring off into space, trying to find Neptune his favorite planet. Then his dad said something about taking over the world and Diputs ears immediately started to listen.
“If you ever find yourself in a situation where the stock market crashes buy a certain piece of stock. I wrote down the piece and hid the piece of paper under the floorboard. You may keep the paper. It might just help you one day.” Diputs woke up and started screaming
“IT WILL YES DADDY IT WILL”!
“Settle down,” said Alice.
“I like pizza,” cried Diputs.
“You have a meeting at Doogs today,” said Alice.
“That’s where I want to work when I grow up!” screamed a very hyper Diputs.
“I know said Alice.” Then Diputs remembered the piece of stock he had to trade.
“I have to go home to get something,” said Diputs. So he went home and sure enough there was the piece of paper with his fathers handwriting on it. Later that day Diputs made the trade! And the Magic stock-o-meter (witch showed if the stock market was crashing or doing fine), returned too normal. He also got what he always wanted a job at the Doog company.
So it turns out that Kits of Kcots hated Drofnats (his real name) and was trying to get all his stock but Trams saved the day! Well as for Alice she turned out to be Diputs fairy god sister and moved to Madagascar and became a zookeeper and married a retired Coconut Sheller that knew how to stand on his nose with his feet touching his eyes while chewing chewing gum, whistling happy birthday to Traviselina Intranerin Edjintrumplubniancoozer of Traviselenaintranerindjintrumplubniancoozervill son of Herbervinilianmada Harriettanzemelivka Champpluniamonhesel of Herbervinilianmadaharriettanzemelivkadchamppluniamonheseltownavillianiafoko Village and Margrenalabia Nozerkacanpuengalainial Vonhengetyelvehnishinnobipquerwishinnishov of Margrenalabianozerkacanpuengalainialvonhengetyelvehnishinnobipquerwishinnishovlakevshenvilltowmonika city and balancing a magnet in his but which was pushing up a globe full of Gatorade which drenched a time bomb that never exploded. Alice thought that that was pretty cool. So every thing turned out good in the end. By the way speaking of the end,
THE END
Sorry I lied it’s not the end.
THE END