Once upon a time there was a kid named Brett Green who was the starting quarterback for a team that hadn’t won a game in years. Brett had two mean roommates named Nick and Will. They were mean because they wanted to be on the football team, but they didn’t make it. Fortunately, he had a good friend named Billy.
At every game Brett always wore a special lucky wristband. It was important to him because his father had used it when he was the starting quarterback for the same team many years before.
But then this year it was different. The team started winning with Brett to help them. Finally it was the last game before championship. “It is 10 and 3 and if they win the game, it will be the first time in 12 years that they go to the championship game … Their quarterback drops back for the pass, throws it to a deep receiver and it’s caught! The wide receiver gets tackled at the 5-yard line. They hand it off to their running back for the touchdown… Brett gets the snap… He hands it off to the running back. He gains five yards on the run…. Brett hands it off to the running back who for ten yards. The crowd goes wild…ten second left. Brett throws a 50-yard pass for a touchdown…he did it! They are going to the Rose Bowl for the first time in twelve years!”
The day of the Rose bowl, Notre Dame was about to go on to the field when Brett remembered that he wasn’t wearing his lucky wristband that his father gave him. When Brett got to his dormitory he found out that his roommates had his lucky wristband. “Where are my roommates?” thought Brett.
Meanwhile back at the game everybody was chanting “WHERE IS BRETT! WHERE IS BRETT!!!!!!!!!!!!!” Then Billy called Brett. During the phone call, Brett told Billy where he was and what he was doing. Billy told him that he had seen his two roommates at the game and that he would bring them to his dorm.
Billy brought Brett’s two roommates to his dorm, and they refused to tell them where lucky wristband was. Then Brett got an idea. Since he was the captain of the Notre Dame football team, he would get them a spot on the team, they would give him his wristband, and he could return to the game.
At the game, Notre Dame was losing by 14 points with 2 minutes remaining in the 4th quarter. When Brett returned to the game with his wristband on, everyone cheered for him. Then the coach asked Brett where he was. He responded, “I was retrieving my lucky wristband.”
“Well you have missed three quarters of the game and we are down by 14 points,” said the coach.
“Coach, I will win this game for Notre Dame,” said Brett.
“USC has the ball on their own 20-yard line. The USC quarterback drops back for the long pass and Notre Dame intercepts the ball and runs it back for the touchdown. With 20 seconds left on the clock, Notre Dame does an onside kick. Notre Dame recovers the ball. Brett drops back and sees an open receiver in the end zone. 5 seconds left, Chad catches the ball for a touchdown. Notre Dame goes for the two-point conversion to win the game. The ball is snapped and Brett hands it off to the running back WHO FUMBLES THE BALL. But Chad recovers it in the end zone. NOTRE DAME WINS THE ROSE BOWL!!!!!!!”
Next year, Brett’s roommates weren’t mean to him anymore and his roommates got on the team but weren’t starters.
THE END!!!!!